God! I Loove This City!

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?