God! I Loove This City!

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

A City Is A State - Of Mind, Of Taste, Of Opportunity. A City Is A Marketplace - Where Ideas Are Traded, Opinions Clash And Eternal Conflict May Produce Eternal Truths.