Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.