We Are Members Of A Strange Species

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

America Is A Land Of Taxation That Was Founded To Avoid Taxation.