Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.