Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

We Hate To Have Some People Give Us Advice Because We Know How Badly They Need It Themselves.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

It Is Wise To Remember That You Are One Of Those Who Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time.