We All Think That This Relationship Thing

The Truth Is I've Always Been A Christian. What's Amazing, Is That The Flaws That Come With Christianity Are Really Weird, Because Mine Have A Microphone And A Camera Attached To Them. Most People Don't Have To Live Under That Microscope.

Ask Any Guy If Sex Is Important In A Relationship And The One Who Says No Is Lying. I Just Haven't Met That Guy Yet. When You Meet Him, Let's Get Him In To The Smithsonian - He's That Special And Rare.

I'm Still Very Much A Christian And Have A Great Relationship With God. I Love Him, But One Of My Flaws Is That I Cuss.

I'm Not A Movie Star And I Know That.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.