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A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!