I Was Very Good At Kickball ...

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.

I Do Try To Keep My Show Very Improvisational. I Don't Work Off A Set List; I Like To Keep It More In The Moment. I Like To Have Information About Where I'm Going, What Might Be Happening In That Particular Region As Well. I Like For People To Feel Like The Show Is For Them.

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.