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My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

My Comedy Is Different Every Time I Do It. I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing.

I Mean, I Look At My Dad. He Was Twenty When He Started Having A Family, And He Was Always The Coolest Dad. He Did Everything For His Kids, And He Never Made Us Feel Like He Was Pressured. I Know That It Must Be A Great Feeling To Be A Guy Like That.

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.