HomŒopathist, N. The Humorist Of The Medical

A Statesman Who Shakes The Fruit Trees Of His Neighbors - To Dislodge The Worms.

Opiate, N. An Unlocked Door In The Prison Of Identity. It Leads Into The Jail Yard.

Plagiarism, N. A Literary Coincidence Compounded Of A Discreditable Priority And An Honorable Subsequence.

Portuguese, N.pl. A Species Of Geese Indigenous To Portugal. They Are Mostly Without Feathers And Imperfectly Edible, Even When Stuffed With Garlic.

Majesty, N. The State And Title Of A King. Regarded With A Just Contempt By The Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees And Imperial Potentates Of The Ancient And Honorable Orders Of Republican America.