Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest

Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.

Duck-bill, N. Your Account At Your Restaurant During The Canvas-back Season.

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

A Popular Author Is One Who Writes What The People Think. Genius Invites Them To Think Something Else.

Out-of-doors, N. That Part Of One's Environment Upon Which No Government Has Been Able To Collect Taxes. Chiefly Useful To Inspire Poets.