Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest

Manicheism, N. The Ancient Persian Doctrine Of An Incessant Warfare Between Good And Evil. When Good Gave Up The Fight The Persians Joined The Victorious Opposition.

Telescope, N. A Device Having A Relation To The Eye Similar To That Of The Telephone To The Ear, Enabling Distant Objects To Plague Us With A Multitude Of Needless Details. Luckily It Is Unprovided With A Bell Summoning Us To The Sacrifice.

Nothing Is More Logical Than Persecution. Religious Tolerance Is A Kind Of Infidelity.

Presidency, N. The Greased Pig In The Field Game Of American Politics.

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.