Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got

The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

Don't Hit Women. Never, Ever, Ever.

Time Is Only Linear For Engineers And Referees.

I Was 15 Years Old When I Was In This Band; We Were Called Stag. We Used To Wear Spandex Pants And No Underwear - We Looked Like Marbles Smugglers.

You Gotta Laugh Because If You Didn't You'd Cry