Vilify! Vilify! Some Of It Will Always

To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You, You Must Treat Her As If She Didn't.

Plays, Gentlemen, Are To Their Authors What Children Are To Women: They Cost More Pain Than They Give Pleasure.

Be Commonplace And Creeping And You'll Be A Success.

Calumniate, Calumniate; There Will Always Be Something Which Sticks.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.