Today If Something Is Not Worth Saying,

If A Thing Isn't Worth Saying, You Sing It.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.

I Quickly Laugh At Everything For Fear Of Having To Cry.

Calumniate, Calumniate; There Will Always Be Something Which Sticks.

Honest Men Love Women; Those Who Deceive Them Adore Them.