The Same Wind That Extinguishes A Light

To Make A Living, Craftiness Is Better Than Learnedness.

Where Love Is Concerned, Too Much Is Not Even Enough.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.

To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You, You Must Treat Her As If She Didn't.

Plays, Gentlemen, Are To Their Authors What Children Are To Women: They Cost More Pain Than They Give Pleasure.