Vickie Lynn Hogan Is My Birth Certificate's

For Some Reason, People Think I Am This Terrible Person And It Really Hurts Me To Hear That. I Am Just Doing The Best I Know How To.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.

People Are Just So Stupid.

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.

I Want To Be The New Marilyn Monroe.