I Want To Be The New Marilyn

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.

I Don't Have A Boyfriend Right Now. I'm Looking For Anyone With A Job That I Don't Have To Support.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.

I Want To Be The New Marilyn Monroe.

I Did Playboy. There Was An Ad In The Paper For Playmates. Playboy Called Me And Flew Me To Los Angeles, And I Was On The March Cover Of 1992.