Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool

Satire, N. An Obsolete Kind Of Literary Composition In Which The Vices And Follies Of The Author's Enemies Were Expounded With Imperfect Tenderness.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.

Exception, N. A Thing Which Takes The Liberty To Differ From Other Things Of Its Class, As An Honest Man, A Truthful Woman, Etc.

Abstainer: A Weak Person Who Yields To The Temptation Of Denying Himself A Pleasure.

Diagnosis, N. A Physician's Forecast Of Disease By The Patient's Pulse And Purse.