Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool

Friendship: A Ship Big Enough For Two In Fair Weather, But Only One In Foul.

In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Intelligence Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.

Language, N. The Music With Which We Charm The Serpents Guarding Another's Treasure.

Adder, N. A Species Of Snake. So Called From Its Habit Of Adding Funeral Outlays To The Other Expenses Of Living.

Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours, Mostly Misspent.