Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool

Last, N. A Shoemaker's Implement, Named By A Frowning Providence As Opportunity To The Maker Of Puns.

A Rabbit's Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit.

Painting, N.: The Art Of Protecting Flat Surfaces From The Weather, And Exposing Them To The Critic.

To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken At The Top Of One's Voice.

The Partisan Strife In Which The People Of The Country Are Permitted To Periodically Engage Does Not Tend To The Development Of Ugly Traits Of Character, But Merely Discloses Those That Preexist.