Last, N. A Shoemaker's Implement, Named By

A Pessimist Asked God For Relief. Ah, You Wish Me To Restore Your Hope And Cheerfulness, Said God. No, Replied The Petitioner, I Wish You To Create Something That Would Justify Them. The World Is All Created,said God, But You Have Overlooked Something

An Accident Is An Inevitable Occurrence Due To The Actions Of Immutable Natural Laws.

Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours, Mostly Misspent. This Period Is Divided Into Two Parts, The Day Proper And The Night, Or Day Improper - The Former Devoted To Sins Of Business, The Latter Consecrated To The Other Sort.

Cui Bono? [latin] What Good Would That Do "me"?

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.