To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken

Immoral" Is The Judgment Of The Stalled Ox On The Gamboling Lamb.

The Fact That Boys Are Allowed To Exist At All Is Evidence Of Remarkable Christian Forbearance Among Men - Were It Not For A Mawkish Humanitarianism, Coupled With Imperfect Digestive Powers, We Should Devour Our Young, As Nature Intended.

Debt, N. An Ingenious Substitute For The Chain And Whip Of The Slavedriver.

In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Intelligence Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.

Battle, N., A Method Of Untying With The Teeth A Political Knot That Would Not Yield To The Tongue.