Valuable People Are Undervalued.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

Everyone I Love I Pay.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.