Valuable People Are Undervalued.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

I Think Desperate Housewives Is A Pretty Good Show, I Watch It, I Like It And I Don't Love Reality Tv That Much. I Do Watch Some, I've Got Three Daughters So We'll Watch The Good Stuff, The Fun Stuff.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.