Use Crazy Glue And Nails To Turn

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.