Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks

What Abandoned Course Is That?

To Be Consistently Effective, You Must Put A Certain Distance Between Yourself And What Happens To You On The Golf Course. This Is Not Indifference, It's Detachment.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.