Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks

There Are No Short Hitters On The Tour Anymore - Just Long And Unbelievably Long.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.