Until Ace Ventura, No Actor Had Considered

As Far As I'm Concerned, Everything Bad That Happens In The World Stems From The Same Place, They're People Who Don't Feel Important.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

Uh Uh Uh, Turning The Car Into Oncoming Traffic... Is Counterproductive!

I Love Stories About Teachers. For Some Reason I Can't Get Enough Of Those Kind Of Stories. If I Turn A Movie On About A Teacher, I Love It. I Love That Idea Of An Adult Influence On Kids.

As Far As I Can Tell, It's Just About Letting The Universe Know What You Want And Then Working Toward It While Letting Go Of How It Comes To Pass.