My Psychiatrist Says I Have A Messiah

I've Never Been One To Sit Back And Go, 'i'd Better Do What The Audience Wants Me To Do, Because I Don't Want To Lose Them.'

If We (lauren And Jim) Ever Get Married, We're Just Going To Put Helmets On, Run Into Each Other From A Hundred Yards, And Smash Together Like Rams

I Don't Remember Yesterday. I Pretty Much Live In The Moment.

Comedic Actors Can Be Looked At As A Lower Form Because We Have To Put Ourselves In A Lower Place Than Most Of The Audience. I Think Lofty Emotions Are Somehow Considered More Special. The Best Stories In The World To Me Are The Ones That Elicit A Real Emotion, But Have Humour.

Well This Is Just A Fist. But When I Start Throwing It Around I Can Leave One Hell Of A Mess.