Underachievers Of The World Unite, You Have

I Shot A Vein In My Neck And Coughed Up A Quaalude.

My Week Beats Your Year.

You Can't Always Trust Your Mother.

My God Is Rock'n'roll. It's An Obscure Power That Can Change Your Life. The Most Important Part Of My Religion Is To Play Guitar.

I Can't Tell The Difference Between Wrong And Right, Are You Laughing At Me?