Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub -

My Idea For Peace In The Middle East Is To Go Back To The 1966 Line, But To Build Even More Houses For The Palestinians, Who Are A Poor People.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

What's The Difference Between A Rottweiler And A Poodle Peeing On Your Leg? You Let The Rottweiler Finish.

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.