Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

I Always Appreciated My Teachers. When I Was 16, I Gave Them The Greatest Gift I Could Think Of. I Dropped Out Of School.

I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy Laugh, But Apparently I Do.

Other Than The Laws Of Physics, Rules Have Never Really Worked Out For Me.

I Think Comedy As An Art Involves The Audience As A Participant As Much As Is Involves The Artist.

I Had Lived In Fear Of The Fabled Terrifying Visions That Assail Chronic Drinkers, But Which Had Not Yet Attacked Me.