Trust Takes One Second To Lose And

... Humility + Humor = Humanity.

If You Settle For What You've Got, You Deserve What You Get.

Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream World Where Everybody's Ivana Trump.

Miracles Is The Sort Of Book That Once You've Read It You'll Wonder Where It's Been All Your Life

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.