If You Settle For What You've Got,

Love In The Real World Means Saying You're Sorry 10 Times A Day.

I Was Told All My Life I Was Part Cherokee. Then It Was Crow. The Latest Is Blackfoot.

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.

... Humility + Humor = Humanity.

To Me An Audition Is 30 Crazed People In A Room Waiting To Be Axed.