Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream

Life Seemed So Simple And Joyous When I Was Growing Up.

I Once Said The Queen Of England Could Use Some Fashion Advice.

If I'm In Love I Want To Get Married. That's How Stupid I Am.

No Wonder Women Have Achieved A More Equal Footing With Men In Areas They Never Fought For -- Ulcers, Hypertension, And Heart Attacks. We're Racing Around Trying To Be All Things To All People, Burdened By A Brutal Mix Of Ambition, Anxiety, And Guilt.

When I Was Almost 13 I Was Ripe For Religion. I Was Actually Just Plain Ripe.