Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

A Man's Idee In A Card Game Is War

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.