Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.