Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

High Finance Isn't Burglary Or Obtaining Money By False Pretenses, But Rather A Judicious Selection From The Best Features Of Those Fine Arts.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.