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Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.
-Mel Brooks
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Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger.
Mel Brooks
Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.
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