Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy

Look, I Don't Want To Wax Philosophic, But I Will Say That If You're Alive You've Got To Flap Your Arms And Legs, You've Got To Jump Around A Lot, For Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death, And Therefore You Must At Very Least Think Noisy And Colorfully, Or You're Not Alive.

Humor Keeps The Elderly Rolling Along, Singing A Song. When You Laugh, Its An Involuntary Explosion Of The Lungs. The Lungs Need To Replenish Themselves With Oxygen. So You Laugh, You Breathe, The Blood Runs, And Everything Is Circulating. If You Dont Laugh, Youll Die.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

I Was A Soldier In Wwii. The Last Couple Of Months Of The War I Was Actually In Combat.