Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy

All Short Women Have A Delayed Fuse. Marry A Taller Woman: My Wife Was An Inch Or Two Taller Than Me; It's A Sign Of Security.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?

The Audience. They See The Name Mel Brooks, They Want Something Really Funny. They Don't Want To Be Moved; They Don't Want To Be Taught Any Lessons. [...] I Get More Letters For twelve Chairs and life Stinks Than I Get From Any Other Movies, Because People Actually Agree With The Philosophy, Or Were Moved, Or They Love The Movie.

I Love Writing Songs. I'm A Songwriter.

I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.