Tomorrow's Just Your Future Yesterday.

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Insiders Say Obama's Pretty Comfortable Around Actors. He Should Be. He Has Been 'acting' Like He Was Born In Hawaii For A Long Time.

I Don't Want To Be Poor. I Don't Want To Be Rich To The Extent That All I Care About Is Keeping My Job. I Don't Care Enough About Keeping My Job Right Now. That's Good. That Makes Effective At What I Do. I Don't Want To Be Frightened Of Getting Fired. So To That End I Suppose My Ambitions Are That I Spend Less Than I Earn.

The 'star Wars' Movie Is Coming Out. Disney Has Kept The Details Of The Movie Under Wraps Because They're Not Sony.

Tomorrow Is Your Future's Yesterday.