To Write Well It Is First Necessary

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

There Is No Doubt That Many Things In Life Come To Us...at Backrounds So To Speak. Happiness Is One Of Them.

There Is An Old Motto That Runs, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again." This Is Nonsense. It Ought To Read, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Quit, Quit At Once."

A Lone Maple Leaf Resting On Sand Have You Ever Been Out For A Late Autumn Walk In The Closing Part Of The Afternoon, And Suddenly Looked Up To Realize That The Leaves Have Practically All Gone? And The Sun Has Set And The Day Gone Before You Knew It, And With That A Cold Wind Blows Across The Landscape? That's Retirement.

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.