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About The Only Good Thing You Can Say About Old Age Is, It's Better Than Being Dead!

The Student Of Arithmetic Who Has Mastered The First Four Rules Of His Art, And Successfully Striven With Money Sums And Fractions, Finds Himself Confronted By An Unbroken Expanse Of Questions Known As Problems.

I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.

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You Know, Many A Man Realizes Late In Life That If When He Was A Boy He Had Known What He Knows Now, Instead Of Being What He Is He Might Be What He Won't; But How Few Boys Stop To Think That If They Knew What They Don't Know Instead Of Being What They Will Be, They Wouldn't Be?