To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant. Let Me Expand A Bit. I Sense That You May Feel That I Am Free Of Problems. Let Me Assure You That I Have The Same Anxieties And Insecurities As Anyone In This Auditorium - Maybe More.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.