I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman

I've Often Been Accused By Critics Of Being Myself On-screen. But Being Oneself Is More Difficult Than You'd Suppose.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

It Takes 500 Small Details To Add Up To One Favorable Impression.