An Ant On A Hot Stove-lid Runs

Orangutans Teach Us That Looks Are Not Everything-but Warned Near It.

Alexander Iii Of Macedon Is Known As Alexander The Great Because He Killed More People Of More Different Kinds Than Any Other Man Of His Time.

It's Easy To See The Faults In People, I Know; And It's Harder To See The Good. Especially When The Good Isn't There.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.