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An Ant On A Hot Stove-lid Runs Faster Than An Ant On A Cold One. Who Wouldn't?
-Will Cuppy
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An Ant On A Hot Stove-lid Runs
Will Cuppy
An Ant On A Hot Stove-lid Runs Faster Than An Ant On A Cold One. Who Wouldn't?
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