The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He

[footnote:] Pliny The Elder Described A Whale Called "balaena Or Whirlpool, Which Is So Long And Broad As To Take Up More In Length And Breadth Than Two Acres Of Ground." This Brings Up Again The Old Question: Are The Classics Doomed? Our Ancestors Believed That Four Years Of This Sort Of Information Would Inevitably Produce A President, Or At Least A Cabinet Member. It Didn't Seem To Work Out That Way.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.