To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.

Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich People, They Say; And I Notice It's The Rich People Who Keep Saying It.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

Son Of Lady Chatterley's Lover Had Obvious Commercial Advantages (as A Title For This Book), But It Impugned The Marital Status Of My Parents, Something That Enough Critics Were Already Doing.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.