To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.