Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

We Were Ensconced As Guests Of The Exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, An Edifice So Swank That The Fire Ax In The Hall Outside Our Suite Said: "in Case Of Fire-break Crystal."

The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar Levant Who Wouldn't Visit Disneyland Because He Said He Had His Own Hallucinations.

Doing The Show Was Like Painting The George Washington Bridge. As Soon As You Finished One End, You Started Right In On The Other.

Looking Back, My Life So Far Seems Like One Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle.