Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

Doing The Show Was Like Painting The George Washington Bridge. As Soon As You Finished One End, You Started Right In On The Other.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.