To My Sick Little Pal. I Will

Don't Ever Forget Two Things I'm Going To Tell You. One, Don't Believe Everything That's Written About You. Two, Don't Pick Up Too Many Checks.

Wealth Is Always Attracted, Never Pursued.

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?

The Termites Have Got Me.

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.