I Hear The Cheers When They Roared

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

After All, There's Only One Aswer To Be Made To The Young Fellow Who Is Asking Constantly For Advice As To How To Hit. The Answer Is: "pick Out A Good One And Sock It!

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.