The Main Thing To Do Is Relax

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

Well, When I Went Off To College, The Guys I Used To Hang With Were Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Today They're Still Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Guess The Democrats Didn't Do Much For Them.

I Got Pulled Over When I Was Behind The Wheel Of A Porsche In Philly Once For What We Call Dwb - Driving While Black.

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.