Poor People Cannot Rely On The Government

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.