To Me The Cynics Are The Ones

Have You Ever Noticed That Anybody Driving Slower Than You Is An Idiot, And Anyone Going Faster Than You Is A Maniac?

We Are All Precancerous.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

The Secret Of Success Is Doing Something You Love, Doing It Well And Being Recognized For It

No Matter How You Care To Define It, I Do Not Identify With The Local Group. Planet, Species, Race, Nation, State, Religion, Party, Union, Club, Association, Neighborhood Improvement Committee; I Have No Interest In Any Of It. I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loathe And Despise The Groups They Identify With And Belong To.