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I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

-George Carlin

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I've Set My Own Rules To Live

George Carlin

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

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