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I Swear It On Solin’s Life. (arik) Uh, Excuse Me? (solin) I Would, But There’s Truly No Excuse For You. (arik)

If You Leave Here, War Can Find You Again. What Are You Going To Do If That Happens? (tory) Leave Bloodstains On His Best Shirt. (acheron)

Who Did You Eat This Time? (acheron) It Wasn’t A Who, Akri. It Was Something That Had Hornies On Its Head Like Me. There Were A Bunch Of Them Actually. All Of Them Had Hornies And They Made A Strange Moo-moo Sound. (simi)

Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

You Want Me Here. (artemis) Yeah, Like An Alien Rectal Probe Up My Sphincter.' (acheron)